- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Stevie Wonder: Did you see the new piano I got from pepsi? Me: no.... Stevie Wonder: Neither did I...........

How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool The tragic drowning of a quadrapalegic

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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