- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Woman's rights.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

Two english guys meet at work

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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