so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

This sentence is false.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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