- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

matty russel are you on here