- Anti Joke

A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

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