Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Women.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

do you want to hear a joke?

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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