Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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