- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

the WNBA

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

4 black men wearing ski masks and stripped jumpers kicked my door open and ran into my house knocking over and breaking things. They then realised this was not their friends house, apologised, paid for the damaged and left for the fancy dress party.

What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

Obama

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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