Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Jaden McMichael

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

BenWuzHear

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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