Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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That's not what she said.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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