- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why is pi? Because circles.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Dylan is a person

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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