roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

my whole life!

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Chicken penis.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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