A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

knock knock go away

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

Oh my God! A talking dog!

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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