Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

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Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

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Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

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How do u put an elephant in a refrigerator? -open it up and put it in How do u put a girraffe in a refrigerator? -open it up take out the elephant and put it in All the animals it the world are at a party in Florida. Which one didnt go? -the girraffe, it was in the frige Your trying to cross a river. A sign says alligators everywhere. U have no boat and no bridges. How do u get across? - swim the alligators are at the party in florida

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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