A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

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Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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i like turtals and kids

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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shauns beautiful

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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