They say those with anti-humour are the wisest.

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Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the wife leave her husband? Because they were having sexual differences and time restraints. The husband worked nightshifts as a nurse while the woman stayed home and took care of their child. The husband confessed he never wanted a child in the first place, and that having sexual intercourse with her didn't truly satisfy him.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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Hi

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

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knock knock go away

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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