- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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Whats yellow and gives you cancer? The sun

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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this is not a joke

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

My tractor broke down.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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