- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

so theres this big moose, and it walks into a convenience store and asks the lady bitch "where are the potatoes?" and she says "ehh, down aisle 5" so he goes down isle five, and there aint no potatoes

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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