How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Life is an elephant, get married.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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