- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Knock Knock! Come in!

Bill: Whats 2 + 2? Joe: Your mom

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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