Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

She said no

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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