- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

Your mama's so fat.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Yo momma so fat, she died.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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