- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

Your mama's so fat.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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