- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

Who took the last can of soda? I dunno.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Dylan is a person

Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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