whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

A homosexual walks into a church

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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