- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one of them would have seen it.

what's the difference between a black man and a lift? both can raise babies, a part from the black man

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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