Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Well educated black man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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