Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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