- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Your MUM has aids :D LOL

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

poop

0 + 0 = 0

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

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