- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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