How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Why does life suck? Because it does

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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