How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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