How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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A teenage girl walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic drink. The bartender declines the order as she is under the legal age of purchasing and consuming alcohol.

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Paige

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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