a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Paige

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A man walks into a pole.

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A woman's opinion

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

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