What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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It’s dead.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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Q: What does 'A' stand for? A: Effort

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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