Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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A woman's opinion

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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