Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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Penis.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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