What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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obamas trench

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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Your mom's so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and foods with nutritional value!!!! Oh burn!!!!

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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hey

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Paige

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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