Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did the business man move to New York? Because he saw a potential business opportunity that could benefit him and his loving family.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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666

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a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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