- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

Q: Whats the difference between a guitar and a piece of ham? A: You can eat a piece of ham.

What do you call two gay black men? Homosexuals.

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Fags are gay.

A woman's opinion

I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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