- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

She said no

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

what's 9+10? 19, not 21

Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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