- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

What is brown and sticky. Hot chocolate.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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