A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's big and white?

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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poo is yummy

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

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Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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