- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

What did the Dinosaur say to the other dinosaur when he saw a huge meteor? Oh hey look a meteor.

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

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