- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

Mike tyson

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? The bench can support a family.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

kevin kim

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Knock Knock! Come in!

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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