- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

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