A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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matty russel are you on here

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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