- Anti Joke

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.