Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

knock knock Come in!!!

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

ugh good riddance

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

your brother so fine that hes skinney

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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