- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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why did the girl cross the road? to commit suicide

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

Ju... Just why?

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

this is not a joke

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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