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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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WHAT????

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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