whats long and green? weed

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Woman.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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