Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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whats long and green? weed

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

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whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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