- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

What did the Mexican say when a house fell on him? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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