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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

Ju... Just why?

So, same time tomorrow then?

What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

tims sty:)

What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

A man was having problems with his computer, so he called customer service. An Indian man, by the name of Muhammad picked up the phone. This came of no surprise to the man, because Muhammad is the most common name in the world. The man soon found and fixed the problem on his computer and hung up.

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

whats worse than school...wait a minute?

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

What's the difference between erotica and kink? Erotica involves simple arousal; kink usually has an added element of masochism.

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