- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

Roses are red Violets are blue One fish two fish Red fish blue fish

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

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