What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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There is a man who is half black half Jewish. He walking up a hill really fast. What happens to him? Answer: The Jewish side of his body will fall off and the black side will walk away.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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A boy was crying. He had been abused and beaten by his parents, and thrown in his room. He was devastated, and wanted to kill himself. He tossed and turned in bed, and moaned himself to sleep. When he awoke, he felt a chill up his spine, noticing that all of his blankets had been torn off of his bed, leaving only him and his mattress. He open the window, and jumped out of his three story building. Luckily, his bedroom was on the first floor. He ran away, and found a rich family that loved him so much until a week later, a murderer came and killed everyone, including him.

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Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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