Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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A: B: No pun intended.

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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