Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

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You are Nerochan right?

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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