lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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You are Nerochan right?

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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