what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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WHAT????

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Hello Braydon

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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