How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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like this joke for a free ipod nano or a dead baby ?

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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I would rape her

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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shammmm is a lesbian.

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Q: What do you call a Deer with no eyes? A: No ideer. Q; What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? A: Still no ideer.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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