What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Man frantically runs into a bar, he suffers brain damage and cannot remember anything about his life. Though he tries to make everything go back to the way it once was, he and his wife grow distant and their family falls apart.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Yo momma so fat you have aids

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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