- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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