Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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ugh good riddance

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Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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What did rosa parks get for christmas? -Racism

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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