- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

Knock Knock! Come in!

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Pete and Repete are sitting on a fence. Pete falls off. Pete suffers from a scraped knee and a bruised tailbone.

Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

Take off your shoes.

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

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