- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

You are Nerochan right?

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

-_- i like trains ... -_-

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