If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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It burns when I pee sometimes.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Two men are walking in a forest And they find this deep whole, so they spit in it to see how deep it but they here nothing So they throw a rock in and still hear nothing Them they find this old tramission and throw that in. A couple second later the goat comes running by and jumps in the whole A couple minutes pass and an old farmer walks up and asks if they had seen his goat and they replied" yea it just ran and jumped into that whole. The farmer says "that's weird considering I had him tied up to an old tramission

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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