What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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