What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems show me your boobs

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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