- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

what do mexicans like most. icecubes

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

slaughter the mussies #EDL

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

why was 6 afraid of 7?

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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