Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

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What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

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Jaden McMichael

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"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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