When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

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guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

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Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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What's the difference between a duck

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Why is Santa's sack so big? He has a malignant tumour on his testicle. We're all very worried about him.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

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Q: What weighs 6 ounces, is extremely dangerous, and lives in a tree? A: A sparrow with a machine gun.

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Men, get on the boat.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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whats black? a black man

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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